Sunday, November 14, 2004

Back Issue 6 (11.10.2004)

Mikey D, our beloved and inspirational saxaphonista/vocalist/keyboardist, has become a crack addict, I mean “a medical student at UB.” He says that freebasing, I mean “studying for difficult exams,” has taken up a lot of his time, and that, at least for the rest of this semester, he won’t have enough time/energy for the other drugs that he likes, I mean “for playing gigs with Shambu.” When asked to comment about Mike’s addiction (“academic dedication”), Pete said, “Yeah, it’s really bad. He’s like Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots. No, wait, that’s Brian. Mike’s more like Mr. Rogers…before he died.”

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